My freak out moment

Today I was reheating some rice for Ben for his BRATY diet (Bananas-Check, Rice-cooking, Applesauce-afternoon snack, Toast-Check and Yum, Yogurt-check!) (And its not about the BRATY diet or Bens touch of diarrhea or other methods of reheating rice) and the way I reheat is put some water in the bottom of the tupperware with the rice and set a lid on top, but not close the lid, and then heat until the water is steamed out and the rice soft again! Well, I got the rice out and lifted the rice above my head and I saw something black and moving in my been-in-the-refrigerator-for-a-week-now-and-microwaved-it-for-2-minutes rice......


OH MY FREAKING GOSH!!!!!!!!!! I HATE BUGS MOST SPECIFICALLY THE ONES IN FOOD AND I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT EATING CEREAL OR RICE AND THEN LOOKING DOWN AND THERES WORMS INSTEAD OF CEREAL AND I REMEMBERAFEWTIMESWHEREWEFOUNDBUGSINOURFOODSTORAGEATHOMEANDOHMYGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right before I firmly slammed down my tupperware to leave the kitchen and never come back, I looked at the "worm-gross-thingy" again and it moved some more. 
And then my fork fell out of my rice and the coast was clear.   

Just for mom

Just because I love my mom and she loves her trivia and her music, David and I hereby create this blog post where everything said is a phrase from a song. Can you get them all? :)

"All the single ladies gather together to get it started in here. So, put your hands in the air and get low, low, low, low! And the only road that takes you takes you down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal in low places. So, celebrate good times! We did the MASH because the wind is high! Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks! Now theyre coming to take me away! HA HA! HELP! I need somebody! I need someone to love! Look at all the lonely people! All around me are familiar faces singing white trash versions of Shania karaoke, but baby you can drive my car. So come together right now over the rainbow and close every door to me. Where can I turn for milk & cereal? Cause Im the Duke of Cotton Eye Joe! So cmon Eileen, baby, are you down, down , down, down? I stand all amazed that I like big Gold diggers from Argentina! Love me dead because all you need is love! Love changes everything and I cant help falling in love with you! AND Iiiiiieeiiiiiiiieeeiiiiiii will alwaaaaaaaaaays looooooooooooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoouoouoouoo! "

I love you mommy!! Happy mothers day to my best friend, pianist, confidante, adviser, recipe book, personal googler, and most importantly (and coincidentally what she does best) my mom, Meredith Ann Freakin-AMAZING Jeppson!!

P.S. There are 36 songs in all.  :)